Dining – Page 5 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1610

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Anna Kendrick, Wishing the Artist Had Told Her She Had Spinach in Her Teeth, 1899

Oil on canvas

Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American

“Your People are Welcome to Keep the Leftovers. And By Leftovers, I Mean South Dakota and New Mexico,” 1915

Oil on canvas

Eduard Pfyffer, Swiss

Restaurant Patron Wondering How Long it Takes to Make a Friggin’ Kale Smoothie, 1885

Oil on canvas

Josef Eggl, German

“Sure, Dinner and a Movie Sounds Great. How About 17 Years From Next Saturday?,” 1879

Oil on wood

Salomon Koninck, Dutch

“Wait. I Didn’t Order a Quesalupa,” 1650

Oil on canvas

Salomon Koninck, Dutch

Scholar Finding Piece of Thursday’s Breakfast Burrito in Beard, 1649

Oil on canvas

Aert de Gelder, Dutch

King David Wondering Where That Waitress Disappeared to With His Discover Card, 1680

Oil on canvas

Gerbrand van den Eeckhout, Dutch

“Actually, No — We’re Not the Ones From the Victoria’s Secret Catalog. But We’ll Take That as a Compliment,” 1656

Oil on canvas

Edouard Detaille, French

“Cheesecake Factory? Sure. Go Straight Past the Blacksmith, Then Take a Right at the Second Whorehouse. Can’t Miss It.” 1897

Oil on canvas

Heinrich von Angeli, Austrian

Queen Victoria at Halftime, Wishing She’d Laid Off Those Buffalo Chicken Sliders, 1899

Oil on canvas