MASTERPIECE #1840 Gustave Doré, French “Welcome To the 9th Circle of Hell. Looks Just Like the 8th Circle, But There’s No Vegetarian Dinner Option and the WiFi Sucks,” 1861 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1831 N.C. Wyeth, American “Now Before I Serve the Second Course, Does Anyone Have Any Maize Allergies?,” 1940 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1809 Carolus-Duran, French Portrait of a Restaurant Health Code Violation, 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1808 Géza Dosa, Hungarian “What the –? This Doesn’t Look Like Outback’s Takeout Menu. Where Are the Kookaburra Wings?,” 1869 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1792 Walter Crane, British “Yo Babe, Why the Attitude? Your Tinder Profile Says You Love Picnics and Guys Who Can Pull Off Knee-High Boots,” 1863 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1791 Artist Unknown Waiter Trying to Remember Which of His Tables Asked For These Extra Napkins, 1863 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015) Horace Vernet, French Trying to Decide Where to Put the Starbucks, 1827 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1757 Georges Rouget, French (After Jacques-Louis David) “Follow Me. Â I Think I See an Arby’s Up Here on the Right,” 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1634 José Malhoa, Portuguese Portrait of Every Super Bowl Party Mid-Way Through the Third Quarter, 1907 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1619 Anton Braith, German “Guys, This Is Going to Sound Terrible, But I Could Really Go For a Burger Right Now,” 1904 Oil on canvas