Rudolf Friedrich August Henneberg, German
“We Can Stop Here If You Really Want, But the Next Castle Has a Buffalo Wild Wings,” 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2174
Category: Dining
MASTERPIECE #2137
William Bouguereau, French
“Baby, I’m Thinking Let’s Keep It Simple This Valentine’s Day and Just Go Out to Dinner. Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code,” 1850
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2081
Firs Sergeevich Zhuravlev, Russian
Bride Who Apparently Ate at the Same Mexican Place They Did in “Bridesmaids,” 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2040
Jan de Bray, Dutch
Restaurant Owner Informing Diners That He Just Ran Out of the Lobster, 1667
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2006
Titian, Italian
Italian Princess With Her Panda Express Order Number Flag, 1555
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1905
Adriaan de Lelie, Dutch
“Frankly, Young Lady, I Could Give a Rat’s Ass How Gordon Ramsay Says I Should Make a Pancake. Now I Suggest You Shut Up While You Still Have Enough Teeth Left To Eat It With,” Between ca. 1790 and ca. 1810
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1901
Edmund Leighton, British
Shoot. That Was Probably the Domino’s Delivery Guy at the Door, and Gwendolyn Didn’t Have Anything Smaller Than a Fifty. Maybe She Could Just Give Him the Caravaggio?, 1891
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1898
Emile Claus, Belgian
“Ma’am, It’s Been Over an Hour Since the Gentleman Excused Himself To Pee. And While I Agree That Kidney Stones and a Bear Attack Are Both Plausible Scenarios, I Think We Also Have To Consider the Possibility That He’s Just Not That Into You,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1859
Hugo Kotschenreiter, German
Maître d’ Wondering If That A-Hole Superman Is Planning To Drop In Without a Reservation Again, 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1841
Paolo Antonio Barbieri, Italian
Team Pharmacist Whipping Up Breakfast For Russian Olympic Bobsled Team, 1637
Oil on canvas