Eduard Kurzbauer, Austrian
“Yes, Fred, In Retrospect She Probably Should’ve Said ‘Spoiler Alert,’ But We Naturally Assumed You’d Already Seen the New ‘Star Wars’ Movie,” 1874
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1848 (12/18/17)
Category: Daughters
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #1874 (1/29/18)
Edouard Quitton, Belgian
“So Were You Ever Planning To Tell Your Mother and Me You Were Stripping? Or Were You Just Going To Wait Until We Opened This W-2?,” 1884
Oil on oak
MASTERPIECE #2248
De Scott Evans, American
“It’s Called a ‘Clock,’ Honey. It’s What People Use To Tell Time When Their Phone Battery’s Dead, Their Cable Box Is Off, and They Can’t See the Microwave,” 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2247
Paul Peel, Canadian
Mother Assuring Daughter She Can Be Anything She Wants in Life. As Long As What She Wants Is To Be Somebody’s Wife or a Nurse, 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2135
Leopold Löffler, Polish
“I Know You’re Not Thrilled About Marrying Your First Cousin, My Dear, But This Way, At Least We Know He’s From a Good Family,” 1852
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2118
Edvard Munch, Norwegian
“Can You Guys Believe This? My Dumb@$$ Mom Can’t Figure Out How To Use the Debit Card Swiper Thingy,” 1888
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2056
John Maler Collier, English
Lacking a Convenient Closet, When Sarah Told Her Parents She Was Gay, She Technically Came Out of the Pantry, 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2023
Frederic Leighton, English
Mother Teaching Daughter How to Shred, 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1978
Edmund Blair Leighton, British
Hannah’s Dad, Acting Like He’s Never Heard a Cardi B Song Before, 1896
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1940
Kuroda Seiki, Japanese
“Yes Mom, I’m Geisha. Openly Geisha. So You and Dad Are Just Going To Have To Deal With It,” 1893
Oil on canvas