Gustav Holweg-Glantschnigg, Austrian
This Valentine’s Day, Robert Downey, Jr. IS…”The Gondolier,” 1882
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1866
Category: Dating
MASTERPIECE #1855
Franz Leo Ruben, German
After Yet Another Rejection, Raoul Realized He Needed a Better Pick-Up Line Than “Hey Baby, Let Me Give You My Crabs,” 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1844
Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French
“You Know, Julia, I’d Really Love It If We Could See Each Other Again. And Hopefully Next Time, in Slightly More Detail,” 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1828
Berthold Woltze, German
Chloe Was Faced With a Quandary: Did She Go With the Classic “Sorry, I’ve Got a Boyfriend,” or Skip Right To the Pepper Spray?, 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1817
John Phillip, Scottish
“Prithee, Dear Colleagues, Let Us Return To the Matter at Hand: Are Selena and Justin Truly Back Together, or Are They In Fact ‘Just Good Friends’? I Move For a Vote,” 1863
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1792
Walter Crane, British
“Yo Babe, Why the Attitude? Your Tinder Profile Says You Love Picnics and Guys Who Can Pull Off Knee-High Boots,” 1863
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1775
Nils Blommér, Swedish
Darryl, Wondering If He’d Have Better Luck With the Chicks If He Switched To the Drums, 1846
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1752
Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French
Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine’s Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1745
Eduard Ihlée, German
When You Go To Meet Your Boyfriend’s Parents, and They Turn Out To Be in Some Religious Cult, 1839
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1733
Adriaan Wulffaert, Dutch
“Have Fun Tonight Honey, But Remember the Rule: No Sex Tape Until the Third Date,” 1838
Oil on panel