Emile Claus, Belgian “Before I Agree To Be Your Valentine, I Need To Know Where This Relationship Is Going. I Mean, Let’s Face It — I’m Not 7 Years Old Anymore,” Before 1924
Frans Wilhelm Odelmark, Swedish Unfortunately, Greg Had Failed To Leave Himself Enough Time To Shower After Work. Now He Just Had To Hope His Tinder Date Didn’t Notice, 1880
Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French “You Know, Julia, I’d Really Love It If We Could See Each Other Again. And Hopefully Next Time, in Slightly More Detail,” 1875
“Prithee, Dear Colleagues, Let Us Return To the Matter at Hand: Are Selena and Justin Truly Back Together, or Are They In Fact ‘Just Good Friends’? I Move For a Vote,” 1863