Edmund Blair Leighton, British
“Here’s What’s Going to Happen, Nathaniel. You’re Going To Smuggle 10 Kilos of Our Cocaine Onto the Mayflower Tomorrow, and Then Somehow Convince the Captain To Make a Pit Stop in Miami. We Clear?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Isaac Henzell, English
Meg Was Halfway To the Courthouse To Post Her Husband’s Bail When She Realized She May Have Misunderstood the Judge, 1870
Oil on canvas
Albert Anker, Swiss
Santa’s Accountant Stumbling Upon Multimillion-Dollar “Nice List”-Fixing Scheme, 1874
Oil on canvas
Pedro Weingartner, Brazilian
Couple Forced to Acknowledge That “Tomato Plants in 30 Minutes!” Infomercial Might Have Been a Scam, 1889
Oil on canvas
Ferdinand Axmann, Austrian
Jane’s Plan Was Actually Ingenious When You Thought About It: Stealing Mildred’s Necklace One Pearl at a Time, 1868
Oil on canvas
John George Brown, American
“Hey Fellas! Look What We Got Here! One of Them Chowderheads Who Reads ‘That Is Priceless!’ C’mon, Let’s Steal Their Wallet!,” 1877
Oil on canvas
Jules-Arsène Garnier, French
Before the Days of Jack the Ripper, the English Lived in Fear of Jackie the Stripper, 1883
Oil on paper laid on board
Henry Gillard Glindoni, English
Queen Elizabeth’s Royal Chemist Teaching Her Court How To Cook Meth, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
John Pettie, Scottish
Carl Vowed He Would Not Rest Until He Found the A**hole Who Stole His Bookmark, 1870
Oil on canvas
