MASTERPIECE #185 Carl Constantin Heinrich Steffeck, German The “Dogs Playing Poker” Crew, Busted for Illegal Gambling, 1856 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #150 Pyotr Nikolayevich Gruzinksy, Russian Baby Getting Kidnapped While Mother Sits On Ass, 1864 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #82 John William Waterhouse, English Roman Polanski’s Version of Events, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #58 Carl Spitzweg, German Creep Maintaining Court-Ordered 100-Yard Distance from Playground, 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #44 Luis Eugenio Melendez, Spanish Artist With Police Sketch of Naked Dude Who Stole His Easel, 1746 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #36 Francois Boucher, French Teenage Boy Becoming Concerned the Roofies Aren’t Wearing Off, 1750 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #29 Aert de Gelder, Dutch Woman Falling for Pervert’s “Breastfeeding Tutorial” Scam, 1690 Oil on canvas