Crime – Page 3 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1906

Franz von Stuck, German

“Kiss You? I Don’t Think So. And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I’ll Go Public With This,” 1891

Oil on panel

Émile Friant, French

Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887

Oil on panel

Christian Krohg, Norwegian

“I’m Warning You, Butter. Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It,” 1879

Oil on canvas

Adolf Reich, Austrian

“…and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes…Um, Mr. Weinstein?…Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?…,” Before 1963

Oil on panel

Henry “Hy” Sandham, Canadian

Woman Being Terrorized By the Original Hell’s Angels, 1887

Watercolor

Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

“Wait. Back Up. They’re Letting WHO Out of Jail?,” 1871

Oil on canvas

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Revelers Celebrating National Arson Day, 1807

Oil on canvas

Charles Meynier, French

Meditrina, Roman Goddess of Wine, Failing Her Field Sobriety Test, 1800

Oil on canvas

José Madrazo, Spanish

“You Have the Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used to Establish a Major Western Religion…,” 1803

Oil on canvas

Wojciech Kossak, Polish

“Sorry Folks, But I Clocked You Plowing 40 in a 25 Furrows-Per-Hour Zone,” 1909

Oil on canvas