Couples – Page 6 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2159

Francis Bicknell Carpenter, American

Lincoln and His Cabinet, Hoping If They Remain Perfectly Quiet, Mary Will Quit Knocking and Go Away, 1864

Oil on canvas

Ernst Hildebrand, German

“He’s Not a Bad Singer, Sis, But That Outfit? It’s SO 1685,” 1859

Oil on canvas

William Bouguereau, French

“Baby, I’m Thinking Let’s Keep It Simple This Valentine’s Day and Just Go Out to Dinner. Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code,” 1850

Oil on canvas

Eugene von Blaas, Italian

“Rumor Has It He’s Got Three Peanuts in the Shell, If You Know What I Mean. So Try Not To Act Shocked,” 1884

Oil on canvas

James Collinson, English

“You See, Honey? You Just Clap and the Lights Go On. Not Bad For $19.99, Huh?,” 1856

Oil on canvas

Peter Michal Bohún, Slovakian

Ted and Melissa Bravely Went Ahead With Their Christmas Card, Knowing Full Well There’d Be Gossiping About the Age Difference, ca. 1875

Oil on canvas

Emile-Jean-Baptiste-Phillipe Bin, French

Josh Couldn’t Believe His Bad Luck. Sure, He’d Run Into an Ex-Girlfriend Before, But Never Four at One Time, 1874

Oil on canvas

Eugene von Blaas, Italian

“Hey Beautiful, I Think You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Fan, Because You Are Lookin’ Hot To-NIGHT!,” 1889

Oil on canvas

William Holyoake, English

Suzanne’s Heart Skipped a Beat When Ronald Caught Her Eye, But Unfortunately, the Stupid Monocle Was a Dealbreaker, ca. 1875

Oil on canvas

Frederic George Stephens, English

“But Prithee, WHY Won’t You Marry Me, My Dearest? Is It Because I’m But a Lowly Woodcutter, Or Did I Lose You With the Unitard?,” 1850

Oil on canvas