MASTERPIECE #1087 Jacopo Robusti Tintoretto, Italian “No Seriously, It’s Not Like the Last One. This One’s From Whole Foods,” 1550 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1073 Cornelis Bisschop, Dutch Victim of Harassment Trying to Decide on a Weapon, 1660 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1008 Henry Raeburn, Scottish Lord Braxfield, Gift-Wrapping Himself For His Wife’s Birthday, 1798 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #996 Henry Herbert LaThangue, English Gentleman Refusing to Eat After Wife Belittled His Stamp Collection, 1887 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #989 Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian Jack and Jill, Unaware That Housekeeping’s Not Done With Their Motel Room, 1858 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #963 Alexandre-Marie Colin, FrenchOthello, Thinking Maybe He Can Make It Look Like an Overdose, 1829 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #962 Corneille Seghers, Belgian The Duchess of Kent, Still Pissed at the Duke for that “Thunder Thighs” Comment, 1857 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #896 Sir Henry Raeburn, British Husband and Wife Standing Where He Could Have Sworn They Parked the Horse and Carriage, 1790 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #878 Cristofano Allori, Italian We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together, 1613 Oil on canvas