Haynes King, British
“Oh, That’s Okay — We Can Skip the Weapons Pat-Down This Time. That’s Really Just a First Date Thing With Me,” 1874
Oil on canvas
Haynes King, British
“Oh, That’s Okay — We Can Skip the Weapons Pat-Down This Time. That’s Really Just a First Date Thing With Me,” 1874
Oil on canvas
Edmund Leighton, British
“I Brought You Here To Propose, Veronica, But This Waterfall’s Really Making Me Have To Pee. Rain Check?,” 1901
Oil on panel
Anders Zorn, Swedish
Kind of Now Wishing She Had Worn Jeans, 1886
Watercolor
John William Godward, English
The “Romeo and Juliet” Balcony Scene if She’d Lived in a Ranch-Style, 1903
Oil on canvas
Barbara Krafft, Austrian
The Profile Photo That Got the Richardsons Kicked Off Facebook, 1797
Oil on canvas
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
“Will You Be My Valentine? I Mean, Now That My HPV Has Cleared Up?,” 1919
Oil on panel
Charles-Victoire-Frederic Moench, French
“Okay, Okay — I’ll Make You a Duke. Just Help Me Get Her Back to the Strip Club Before My Wife Comes Home,” 1846
Oil on canvas
Henri Fantin-Latour, French
“Put It This Way. If Women Were Allowed to Work, I’d Tell You Not to Quit Your Day Job,” 1875
Oil on canvas
Jean Alaux, French
A) Couple Having Staring Contest, 1818
B) Couple Having Staring Contest (3 Hours Later), 1818
Oil on canvas