“Dear Ms. Poppins, We’re Sorry To Hear You’re Having Trouble With Your New 650XT. Have You Tried Turning It Off and Back On? Sincerely, A-1 Flying Umbrellas, Inc.,” 1882
“Fred Murphy, Watkins & Associates. If You or a Loved One Falls Down and Goes Boom, You May Be Entitled To a Settlement. Just Call the Number on the Back of This Card,” 1884