Jules Breton, French
Yes, Julie Had a Backbreaking Job For Low Pay and No Chance For Upward Mobility. But Hey, It Could Be Worse. She Could Be Graduating in the Spring of 2020, 1860
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2452
Category: College
MASTERPIECE #2431
John Michael Crossland, English
Famed Cricket Player Nannultera (Also Available for Fraternity Initiations and Sex Dungeons), 1854
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2365
Guercino, Italian
“You Seem Awfully Proud of Your Art Contest Trophy Over There, Kim. While You’re At It, Would You Like To Remind Me That You Went To Harvard? I Think It’s Been 5 Minutes Since You Mentioned It,” 1637
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2283
Max Rabes, German
Jill Knew If She Hoped To Make It in the Competitive World of Nude Modeling, She’d Have to Spend Every Waking Moment Working Toward Her PhD, 1923
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2157
Alexei Korin, Russian
“Ugh, She’s Still Not Getting the Whole Math Thing. I Know It’s Early, But Do You Have the Number of That Guy Felicity Huffman Was Talking About?,” 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2093
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
Elizabeth Needed 500 Hours of Practice To Get Her Massage Therapist’s License, So She Couldn’t Afford To Be Picky When It Came To Volunteers, ca. 1910
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1902
Adalbert Franz Seligmann, Austrian
“Ugh, All This Screaming Is Giving Me a Headache. Can One of You Go Check To See If Anybody’s Invented Anesthesia Yet?,” ca. 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1810
Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian
Bill Clinton, Making Good Use of His New Nursing Degree, 1870
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1799
Jean-Léon Gérôme, French
Okay, So It Wasn’t the New York City Ballet, But To Heather, All Those Years at Juilliard Were Still Totally Worth It, 1863
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1794
Jules Breton, French
“Yeah, It’s Not a Great Job, But There’s Not a Whole Lot Else You Can Do With an Applied Peasantry Degree,” 1865
Oil on canvas