MASTERPIECE #899 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears a Santa Hat, 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #886 Jacques-Louis David, French French Aristocrat Separating Mistresses Into “Naughty” and “Nice,” 1795 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #736 Nicolas Poussin, French Joseph Suddenly Remembering He Forgot to Buy a Secret Santa Gift for Work, 1650 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #642 Jan van Eyck, Flemish Still From “Happy Birthday, Jesus!” Stop-Motion Christmas Special, 1436 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #616 Albrecht Durer, German Jesus Wearing the New Pajamas His Mom Gave Him (For the First and Last Time), 1498 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #369 Franciszek Smuglewicz, Polish Ethiopian King Telling Lost Wise Men How to Get Back on the Highway, 1785 Oil on canvas