Cars – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2885

Edvard Bentzen, Danish

Walter Suddenly Regretted Offering His Client Free Delivery. How The Heck Was He Going To Get This Sucker In His Prius?, 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2401

Félix Taunay, Baron of Taunay, French

Apparently, Tim Misunderstood What His Friends Meant When They Said He Should Get a Jaguar, ca. 1841

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2305

Thomas Somerscales, British

Climactic Chase Scene From Failed “Fast and the Furious” Spin-Off, “The Swift and the Seaworthy: North Sea Drift,” 1921

Oil on canvas

Eugenio Lucas Villamil, Spanish

“Begging Your Pardon, Lady Chatsworth, But May I Inquire As To Whether You Have a Date For Prince Harry’s Wedding? Some Friends and I Are Renting One of Those Limos With a Hot Tub in the Back. Swimsuits Optional,” 1894

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1937

Hermann Baisch, German

“Howdy, Ma’am. Did You Call For a Moober?,” 1893

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1892

Christian Ludwig Bokelmann, German

Reaction to Waiter’s Announcement That the Blue Ford Fiesta Out Front Is About To Get Towed, 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1864

Juliusz Kossak, Polish

“But Your Excellency — I’m Already Giving You the Painting For 500 Bucks Under Invoice. What If I Could Get You Zero Down, No Interest For Six Months? I Need You To Work With Me Here,” 1881

Watercolor on paper