Johann Peter Hasenclever, German Well, This Was Embarrassing. Oskar Had Meant To Present His Fellow Workers’ Demands For Higher Wages, But in His Haste Had Accidentally Grabbed a Chick-Fil-A Takeout Menu, 1848
“Dear Ms. Poppins, We’re Sorry To Hear You’re Having Trouble With Your New 650XT. Have You Tried Turning It Off and Back On? Sincerely, A-1 Flying Umbrellas, Inc.,” 1882