Il Moretto da Brescia, Italian
Kelly Thought It Was Tim’s Turn To Clean Up the Unicorn’s Mess. Tim Begged To Differ. 1530
Oil on panel
Category: Bodily Functions
MASTERPIECE #1890
Carl Ludwig Jessen, Danish-German
“Oh, In Case You Were Wondering About the Smell, I Switched Your Wash Bucket With His Lordship’s Chamber Pot,” 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1879
Emanuel Salomon Friedberg-Mírohorsky, Czech
“Okay, Let’s Take a Vote. All in Favor of Moving the Town Sewage Plant a Little Further Downwind, Say Aye,” 1885
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1862
William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French
Traditional Provençal Celebration of Successful Potty Training, 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1835
Jules Tavernier, French
“Excuse Me Gentlemen, I’m a Little Rusty on My Hot-Air Balloon Etiquette. Should I Be Peeing Off the Port or the Starboard Side?,” 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1826
Francisco de Goya, Spanish
Yo, Painter Guy! What’d I Just Say? Get Off Your Ass and Clean Up Cookie’s Boom-Boom,” 1795
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1780
Paul Delaroche, French
When You’re Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1750
Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss
Guy Waiting For Giraffe To Puke Up the Pocket Watch He Dropped, 1827
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1717
Michele de Napoli, Italian
“Sir, We’ve Confiscated All the Enemy’s Gold, Their Horses, and Their Weapons, But Unfortunately This Is All They Had in the Way of Toilet Paper. Can You Hold It Until We Get Back to Rome?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1696
François Gérard, French
Family Reacting to God’s Epic Fart, 1819
Oil on canvas