Bodily Functions – THAT IS PRICELESS

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2103 (12/18/18)

Carl Thomsen, Danish

“Oh, Hello Mother. Do Tell. Was It YOU Who Used the Last of the Toilet Paper Without Replacing the Roll?,” 1875

Oil on canvas

Edmund Leighton, British

“I Brought You Here To Propose, Veronica, But This Waterfall’s Really Making Me Have To Pee. Rain Check?,” 1901

Oil on panel

Jose Antonio da Cunha Couto, Brazilian

The Guys in Santa’s Travel Department Mapping Out His Pee Breaks, 1892

Oil on canvas

Artist Unknown

After Three Hours of Posing, Jerry Desperately Needed a Pee Break, But Was Too Embarrassed To Ask, 1844

Oil on canvas

Paul Delaroche, French

It Never Failed. The Second Before a Battle Was Supposed To Start, Doug Always Had To Sneeze, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Robert Braithwaite Martineau, English

“Trust Me — You Do NOT Want To Go In There For Awhile,” 1855

Oil on canvas

Hugh Collins, English

“Relax, Jim — I Think You Misunderstood. He Said It Smells Like HorseSHOES in Here,” 1877-78

Oil on canvas

Bernard van Orley, Southern Netherlandish

Christopher Columbus, Seated Just To the Right of the Nina’s Restroom Key, 1519

Oil on panel

Sir Lawrence Alma Tadema, Dutch-English

It Always Made Beth Uncomfortable When Kirsten Overshared About Her Bladder Infections, 1902

Oil on panel

Charles Alexander Smith, Canadian

“Unfortunately Ladies and Gentlemen, Our First Speaker Appears To Be Delayed. Could Somebody Please Check Those Portapotties Back There?,” 1891

Oil on canvas