Boats – Page 2 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2224

Carl Rasmussen, Danish

“This Has Been an Awesome Bonding Opportunity, Dad, But Next Year Can We Just Play Catch?,” 1882

Oil on copper

Oscar Björck, Swedish

Oddly, It Never Occurred To the Thieves That It Might Be Easier To Steal the Boat By Going the Other Direction, 1884

Oil on canvas

Henry Scott Tuke, British

After a Long String of Losers, Sue Was Thrilled To Find a Guy Who Actually Had His Ship Together, 1883

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Marstrand, Danish

“You Know What They Say, My Pirate Friends. It’s All Plundering and Whoring Until Someone Loses An Eye,” 1865

Oil on plaster, mural

Léon Belly, French

“I’m Flattered, But You’re Wasting Your Time, Ladies. My Sail Blows To the Starboard Side, If You Know What I Mean,” 1867

Oil on canvas

Rosa Bonheur, French

“Oh No — There’s a Giant Hole in the Bottom of the Boat. We May Have To Abandon Sheep,” 1863

Oil on canvas

Léon Belly, French

“Hold Up, Guys! I Just Remembered — This Boat Has an Engine. Sorry, My Bad,” 1877

Oil on canvas

Wada Eisaku, Japanese

“Mom, We’ve Been Standing Here For Two Hours and Haven’t Seen a Thing. Are You Sure Uber Even HAS Boats?,” 1897

Oil on canvas

Mary Cassatt, American

Mother Deciding Once and For All They’ve Got to Find Closer Day Care, 1893

Oil on canvas

William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish

Housewife Receiving Delivery From GourdsToGo.com, 1874

Oil on canvas