Frans Wilhelm Odelmark, Swedish
Unfortunately, Greg Had Failed To Leave Himself Enough Time To Shower After Work. Now He Just Had To Hope His Tinder Date Didn’t Notice, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1875
Category: Bad Ideas
MASTERPIECE #1867
Karl von Blaas, Austrian
“We Swear, Odysseus! We’re Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men. We Just Need Help Opening a Jar,” ca. 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1849
Émile Pierre Metzmacher, French
Toddler Demonstrating the Hot Toy for Christmas 1877: Fisher-Price’s “My First Child Safety Hazard”â„¢, 1878
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1797
John Linnell, British
“Don’t Do It, Jesus. I’m Telling You, the Water Isn’t Deep Enough For a Backflip,” 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1796
Carl Rudolf Huber, Austrian
Later, Jim Would Recall the Stable Hand Shouting Something About Not Making Direct Eye Contact, Just Before Everything Went Black, 1866
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1762
Per Wickenberg, Swedish
Oedipus, Now Wishing He’d Sprung For a Pair of Those Eclipse Glasses, 1833
Oil on canvas mounted on panel
MASTERPIECE #1760
Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German
The Duchess of Leuchtenberg, Pulling Down Her Sleeve To Cover Her Gang Tats, 1840
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1756
Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian
“Wait. Back Up. They’re Letting WHO Out of Jail?,” 1871
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1744
Jozsef Molnar, Hungarian
Moses Now Thinking Maybe He Should’ve Listened to Siri and Stayed on the Highway, 1850
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1698
Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French
Not What Aphrodite Had in Mind When Paris Said He Was Getting Her Something From the Apple Store, 1820
Oil on canvas