MASTERPIECE #1862 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Traditional Provençal Celebration of Successful Potty Training, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1849 Émile Pierre Metzmacher, French Toddler Demonstrating the Hot Toy for Christmas 1877: Fisher-Price’s “My First Child Safety Hazard”™, 1878 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1829 Giorgione, ItalianJoseph Couldn’t Help Wondering Why the “Son of God” Was the Spitting Image of the Mailman, 1502 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1809 Carolus-Duran, French Portrait of a Restaurant Health Code Violation, 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1803 Marc-Charles-Gabriel Gleyre, Swiss Nanny Wondering What’s the Polite Way To Ask Your Boss If She’s Familiar With the Concept of a Robe, 1868 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1742 Giovanni Tognolli, Italian“Oh, Great. This Is Just the Kind of Thing That Could Make Me Lose Custody Again,” 1839 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1740 Charles Lock Eastlake, English Jesus Realizing He Must Have Accidentally Triple-Booked His Babysitting Gigs, 1839 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1735 Franz Xaver Winterhalter, German Portrait of a Woman Breastfeeding While Everyone Else Desperately Tries To Look Busy, 1837 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1722 Herbert James Draper, British “Luckily He’s Perfectly Fine, But I Can’t Believe Amazon Didn’t Send This In Bubble Wrap,” 1900 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1667 Jean-Baptiste Peytavin, French How Babies Were Delivered Before the Stork, 1808 Oil on canvas