Piero del Pollaiolo, Italian
“Darn — I Never Thought I’d Be Up Here, So I Didn’t Write a Speech,” 1475
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1650
Category: Awards
MASTERPIECE #1648
James Abbott McNeill Whistler, American
Oscars Seat Filler Busting Her Ass in Final Week of Training, 1871
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1613
Artist Unknown
“I Share This Golden Globe With So Many People. Josh and Marcie at CAA — You Guys Are the Real Miracle Workers. The 12 Apostles — I’d Thank You All By Name, But I’m Sure I’d Forget Somebody. And Of Course My Dad, Who I Know Is Up There Somewhere Watching Right Now — Oh Shoot, They’re Telling Me to Wrap It Up…,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1472
John Trumbull, American
Alexander Hamilton, Wondering Why the Hell No One at the Tonys Is Thanking HIM, 1805
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1371
John Singer Sargent, American
Bernard J. Robinson, Coat Room Attendant of the Year 1895, 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #392
Dionisios Kallivokas, Greek
Josiah and Millicent, The First Academy Awards Seat Fillers, 1858
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #192
Joseph Karl Stieler, German
Crown Prince Oscar of Sweden, Three-Time Winner of the Silver Star for Goofiest Mustache, 1811
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #95
Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot, French
Watching Paint Dry (Critics’ Choice, Dullest Painting, 1865), 1865
Oil on canvas