Paul Gauguin, French
“Begging Your Pardon, Folks, But It Would Make My Job a Lot Easier If You Would Kindly Face in THIS Direction,” 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2542
Category: Art
MASTERPIECE #2503
Édouard Joseph Dantan, French
“Um, Excuse Me, Édouard, But I See What You’re Doing Over There. And No, I’m Not Going To Let You Sculpt Me With a ‘Kanye 2020’ Tattoo,” 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2499
Giovanni Battista Quadrone, Italian
Artist Giving Friend a Sneak Preview of His Masterpiece, “Gas Station Toilet (After the Tourist Bus),” 1878
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2498
Édouard Joseph Dantan, French
“I Like To Refer To This As the Netflix of Art Museums. Five Hundred Things To Look At, But Literally Only Three That Anyone Gives a Sh*t About,” 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2483
Jean-Louis-Ernest Meissonier, French
Bert’s Fellow Soldiers Wondering If It’s Wise For Him To Be Drawing the Sergeant With Boobs, 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2463
Eugène Fichel, French
“You’re Unquestionably Talented, Sir. But, Um, Do You Have Any Paintings That ARE Safe For Work?,” 1865
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2459
Joseph Caraud, French
“So What Do You Think of My Work? And Remember, Try To Be Vaguely Complimentary While Also Annoyingly Patronizing,” Before 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2415
Artist Unknown
After Three Hours of Posing, Jerry Desperately Needed a Pee Break, But Was Too Embarrassed To Ask, 1844
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2389
William Mulready, English
“Um, Could You Please Draw a Little Faster? She Was 2 When You Started,” c. 1844
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2379
Carl Joseph Begas, German
In Retrospect, Margaret Wished She’d Re-Scheduled the Portrait Session For Some Day She HADN’T Admitted To Having An Affair, 1816
Oil on canvas