MASTERPIECE #2500 Józef Simmler, Polish-Russian “No, Keith, I’m NOT Merely Parroting Back What You Just Said. This Is the Rare Case Where I Actually Agree With You,” 1859 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2485 Jules Bastien-Lepage, French Woman Really Hoping That Approaching Buffalo Stampede Takes a Hard Left Soon, 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2420 Karl Bang, Chinese Cleopatra Binge-Watching “The Tiger King,” and Not Impressed, Date Unknown Oil painting
MASTERPIECE #2417 Fran Brooks, American Barry Was Determined To Have Trout For Dinner, River Be Dammed, 2007 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2410 Anne-Geneviève Greuze, French Mother Teaching Son How To Pick Up a Chick, Date Unknown Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2405 Sir Edward John Poynter, English “Okay, So It’s Not You, Venus. But No One Goes in the Hot Tub Until We Find Out Who Stepped in the Dog Poop,” 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2401 Félix Taunay, Baron of Taunay, French Apparently, Tim Misunderstood What His Friends Meant When They Said He Should Get a Jaguar, ca. 1841 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2397 Edwin Henry Landseer, British Scott Was Having a Great Time Chilling With Some Saint Bernards. And Then He Put His Contacts In, 1839 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2396 Giovanni Tognolli, Italian Father Hoping the 5-Second Rule Also Applies To Goats’ Teats, 1839 Oil on canvas