
Carl Bloch, Danish
Diners Annoyed at Asshat Who Won’t Get Off His Phone, 1866
Oil on canvas

James Tissot, French
Madame Parlarieu, Accompanied By the Valet Who Carries Her Spare Bowling Balls, 1884
Oil on canvas

Silvio Allason, Italian
When Carlotta Found Out Her Lover Was Going Off To Prison For 10 Years, She Came Up With an Ingenious Way To Practice, 1892
Oil on canvas

Jan Veth, Dutch
“Oh, This Is What You Meant When You Said You Made Baskets For a Living? I Thought You Played For the Lakers,” Date Unknown
Pencil and watercolor

Daniel Ridgway Knight, American
Sasha Now Realized That Before Making the Drive, She Probably Should’ve Googled the Surf Report, Date Unknown
Watercolor on paper

Daniel Ridgway Knight, American
“Yes, I Actually COULD Use An Assistant. How Are You At Laundering Money?,” ca. 1890
Oil on canvas

Christian Schussele, American
“I Don’t Know What’s Wrong With This Thing. The Only Message I’m Getting Is That Hot MILFS Are in My Area,” 1859
Oil on canvas

Johann Zoffany, German
In Honor of the Movie’s Oscar Victory, the Theme of Tonight’s Gallery Opening Is “Everything Everywhere All At Once,” 1772-77
Oil on canvas

Henry Lerolle, French
It Would Appear They’re Going in a Different Direction With the Oscars Goodie Bags This Year, Before 1884
Oil on canvas