Victor Joseph Chavet, French
“Wow, I Really Love What the Artist Is Doing Here. Using Simple Materials and a Monochromatic Color Scheme To Represent the Bleakness of Post-Industrial Society. Oh, Wait — I Think I’m Looking at the Back,” 1875
Oil on panel
Artist Unkown, French
“Hey, You’re Not a Bad Painter, For a Girl. I’m Gonna Start Calling You Chick-asso,” 1790
Oil on canvas
Jan Miense-Molenaer, Dutch
When Cyrus Told People His Wife Was a Real Knockout, Technically He Wasn’t Lying, 1637
Oil on panel
Unknown Artist, Austrian
“Oh, I’m Sorry. I Thought You Said That Whenever You Paint a Minor, There Needs To Be a PARROT in the Room,” ca. 1840
Oil on canvas
James H. Cafferty, American
“Shoot, I Can’t Remember. Is It ‘I Long For the Sight of Thy Fulsome Bosom’ or ‘I Long For the Sight of THINE Fulsome Bosom?,'” 1852
Oil on panel
William Daniels, British
After Examining the Antique Goblet for Over 10 Minutes, Professor Wallingford Came to the Conclusion That This Was Some Really Good Weed, 1843
Oil on canvas
Louis Moritz, Dutch
“A Strong Blow To This Part of the Head Will Generally Incapacitate an Attacker. Or You Could Always Just Kick Him in the Ol’ Grundlecharms,” ca. 1810
Oil on panel
Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch
“I’m Warning You, This Portrait Better Not Make Me Look Heavy. And Don’t Give Me That Crap About the Canvas Adding 10 Pounds,” 1642
Oil on panel
Julius Paulsen, Danish
Best. Party. Ever., 1915
Oil on canvas
Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-British
“I Don’t Know Why Your Pillow’s Not Working. We Followed All the Instructions. Maybe We Should Return It To the…Wait! It Says ‘For Best Results, Close Your Eyes.’ Try That,” 1888
Oil on panel
