Steve Melcher – Page 334 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #469

Dieric Bouts, Netherlandish

How St. Hippolytus Went From 5′ 10″ to 6′ 8″, 1470

Oil on wood

Diego Velazquez, Spanish

And the Oscar Goes To…Gene Hackman in “The Pontiff,” 1650

Oil on canvas

Carlo Crivelli, Italian

Hyatt Security Flogging Jesus for Stealing a Room Towel, 1468

Tempera on wood

Conrad Meyer, Swiss

Previously on “Toddlers and Tiaras,” 1657

Oil on canvas

Bartholomaus Bruyn the Elder, German/Francesco Hayez, Italian

Women Suffering from Gas and Acid Reflux, Respectively, 1533/1832

Oil on wood/Oil on canvas

Bartholomaus Spranger, Flemish

Photographic Evidence That Mark McGwire Used Steroids, 1600

Copper

Benozzo Gozzoli, Italian

If You’re Holy and You Know It Clap Your Hands, 1461

Oil on panel

Duccio di Buoninsegna, Italian

St. Thomas Picking Bad Time To Ask Jesus For Gum, 1308

Tempera on wood

Barthelemy d’Eyck, French-Southern Netherlandish

Gay Catholic Bishop Forced to Stay in the Closet, 1443

Mixed media on wood

Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch

Those Jerks Who Stole the Board With Today’s Specials, 1653

Oil on canvas on panel