Author: Steve Melcher

Domenico Tintoretto, Italian

“Believe It or Not, We All Shaved This Morning. Maybe We’re Hitting Those Testosterone Supplements Too Hard,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Bendz, Danish

“Perfect! Stay Just Like That. I’m Calling This Sculpture ‘Male Stripper Looking At His FitBit,'” 1827

Oil on canvas

Delphin Enjolras, French

Shoot. The Domino’s Guy Was Here and Constance Didn’t Have Money For a Tip. Or a Bra, For That Matter, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Gilbert Stuart, American

It Wasn’t Easy Raising Six Kids on a George Washington Impersonator’s Salary, But Somehow They Made It Work, ca. 1785

Oil on canvas

Frederik Hendrik Kaemmerer, Dutch

“Well!” Thought Nellie Proudly. “Now THAT Was a Fart!,” ca. 1860s

Oil on canvas

Jan Willem Pieneman, Dutch

“That’s Okay, Dear. I Don’t Need an Autographed Copy. Appreciate the Offer Though,” 1829

Oil on canvas

 Albrecht De Vriendt, Belgian

In Retrospect, Ned Realized He Probably Should’ve Proposed BEFORE Shouting “Checkmate!,” 1868

Oil on panel

William Sartain, American

“Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Rogaine,” 1907

Oil on canvas

Albert Guillaume, French

“You Will Meet a Stranger Who Will Attempt To Defraud You and Steal Your Money. No Wait, That’s Me. Ignore That,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Albert Guillaume, French

More Like YAWN Giovanni, Am I Right, People?, 1904

Oil on canvas