Steve Melcher – Page 297 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #807

Pompeo Batoni, Italian

Venus Presenting Aeneas With Armor Forged By Vulcan (When He Was Secretly Hoping for an PlayStation 4), 1748

Oil on canvas

Andrea del Castagno, Italian

The Last Supper, Featuring Judas the Betrayer and Saint John the Lightweight, 1447

Fresco

Franz Kruger, Prussian

Prince Augustus of Prussia Being Stood Up By His eHarmony Date, 1817

Oil on canvas

Pelagio Palagi, Italian

Newton Discovering His Theory That a Child Playing With Bubbles Tends to Stay Playing With Bubbles, 1827

Oil on canvas

Henrik Weber, Hungarian

Composer Mihaly Mosonyi, Whose Beard Has Given His Wife Fleas, 1840

Oil on canvas

Nicolas Poussin, French

Ugly Scene Following Announcement the 8:30 “Hunger Games” Is Sold Out, 1637

Oil on canvas

Johann Baptist von Lampi the Younger, Austrian

Antonio Canova, Inventor of the Stick Shift, 1806

Oil on canvas

Johann Anton Alban Ramboux, German

Billy Bob Thornton Wondering How the F#%k Harry Connick Jr. Ever Talked Him Into Joining a Monastery, 1822

Oil on canvas

Friedrich Overbeck, German

Jesus, Now Realizing They Were Being Literal About the Blind Date Thing, 1815

Pen with black ink over pencil, watercolor

Bernardo Lopez Piquer, Spanish

Queen Maria Isabel de Braganza at the Exact Moment the Activia Kicked In, 1829

Oil on canvas