MASTERPIECE #807 Pompeo Batoni, Italian Venus Presenting Aeneas With Armor Forged By Vulcan (When He Was Secretly Hoping for an PlayStation 4), 1748 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #806 Andrea del Castagno, Italian The Last Supper, Featuring Judas the Betrayer and Saint John the Lightweight, 1447 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #805 Franz Kruger, Prussian Prince Augustus of Prussia Being Stood Up By His eHarmony Date, 1817 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #804 Pelagio Palagi, Italian Newton Discovering His Theory That a Child Playing With Bubbles Tends to Stay Playing With Bubbles, 1827 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #803 Henrik Weber, Hungarian Composer Mihaly Mosonyi, Whose Beard Has Given His Wife Fleas, 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #802 Nicolas Poussin, French Ugly Scene Following Announcement the 8:30 “Hunger Games” Is Sold Out, 1637 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #801 Johann Baptist von Lampi the Younger, Austrian Antonio Canova, Inventor of the Stick Shift, 1806 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #800 Johann Anton Alban Ramboux, German Billy Bob Thornton Wondering How the F#%k Harry Connick Jr. Ever Talked Him Into Joining a Monastery, 1822 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #799 Friedrich Overbeck, German Jesus, Now Realizing They Were Being Literal About the Blind Date Thing, 1815 Pen with black ink over pencil, watercolor
MASTERPIECE #798 Bernardo Lopez Piquer, Spanish Queen Maria Isabel de Braganza at the Exact Moment the Activia Kicked In, 1829 Oil on canvas