MASTERPIECE #817 Alessandro Longhi, Italian Gentleman Completely Misunderstanding What Girlfriend Meant By “No Glove, No Love,” 1780 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #816 Jean Charles Nicaise Perrin, French That Dad at Day Care Who Never Wears Deodorant, 1784 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #815 Johann Peter Krafft, German-Austrian If Liberace Had Done Military Service, 1812 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #814 Louis-Jean-Francois Lagrenee, French Virgin Mary’s Tiger Mom Forcing Her to Learn Calculus, 1772 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #813 Adelaide Labille-Guiard, French Me Showing Girlfriends One Of My Ryan Gosling Nudes, 1785 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #812 Pietro Perugino, Italian Mary Insisting Her Name’s on the List for Resurrection After-Party, 1476 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #811 Jean-Baptiste Greuze, French Previously Lost Footage of Marlon Brando as Bob Cratchit, 1774 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #810 Marguerite Gérard, French The Duchess of Montebello and Her Children, Only One of Whom Notices the Approaching Bear, 1814 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #809 Jean-Baptiste Greuze, French Actor Rehearsing DeNiro’s “You Talkin’ To Me?” Monologue From “Taxi Driver,” 1763 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #808 Marguerite Gérard, French Painter Making Model Uncomfortable By Spending Way Too Much Time On Her Boobs, 1803 Oil on panel