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MASTERPIECE #922

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

Napoleon, Visibly Excited By The Thought of Conquering Egypt, 1863

Oil on panel

John Trumbull, American

The Founding Fathers Formally Presenting Their Open Letter to Miley Cyrus, 1780

Oil on canvas

Paul Cezanne, French

This Year’s Hot Halloween Costume: Walter White, 1885

Oil on canvas

Sir Joshua Reynolds, British

Stage Actor Wondering What A**hole Didn’t Turn Off His Cell Phone, 1748

Oil on canvas

Vincenzo Camuccini, Italian

Republican Senators Forcing Government Shutdown, 1804

Oil on canvas

Pieter Lastman, Dutch

Previously on “Hillbilly Handfishin,'” 1625

Color on canvas

Titian, Italian

Fernando Alvarez de Toledo, 3rd Duke of Whoop Ass, 1550

Oil on canvas

Stefano di Giovanni, Italian

Saint Paul the Anchorite Being Stopped-and-Frisked by Saint Anthony the Great, 1445

Tempera on wood

Titian, Italian

Proof That, While Slimming, Black is not a Miracle Worker, 1550

Oil on canvas

Sebastiano Ricci, Italian

Angel Telling Saint Peter There Are Donuts in the Prison Kitchen, 1710

Oil on canvas