Francesco Albani, Italian
God Asking Mary if She Could Watch the Kids While He Hits “Skyfall,” 1608
Oil on copper
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #857
Andrea del Sarto, Italian
St. Peter Demanding to Know Who Stole His Lean Cuisine From the Rectory Fridge, 1517
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #856
Guercino, Italian
Guy Warning Roommates Not to Go In There For Awhile, 1645
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #855
Jean-Simon Berthelemy, French
Cupid’s Alarm Clock About To Go Off, 1778
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #854
Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish
Paris Judging the Finals of a Wet Gossamer Scarf Contest, 1638
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #853
Gustave Courbet, French
Drunk Falling Asleep at the Wheel, 1853
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #852
Pieter de Hooch, Dutch
Put That Damn iPhone Away and Take Your Daughter Fishing, 1670
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #851
Horace Vernet, French
Colonel Jacques Gaspard, 1814
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #850
Pompeo Batoni, Italian
Sir Gregory Turner, Telling the Story of His Hernia Exam, 1768
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #849
Carl Rahl, Austrian
Hair Salon Customer Hoping To Get Extensions For His Comb-Over, 1850
Oil on canvas