MASTERPIECE #963 Alexandre-Marie Colin, FrenchOthello, Thinking Maybe He Can Make It Look Like an Overdose, 1829 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #962 Corneille Seghers, Belgian The Duchess of Kent, Still Pissed at the Duke for that “Thunder Thighs” Comment, 1857 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #961 Joseph Aved, French-Dutch The Marquis of Mirabeau, Wanting to Know Who Left Their Crap on his Desk, 1744 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #959 Édouard Manet, French Why You Probably Shouldn’t Expect Any More Narnia Movies For Awhile, 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #958 Pietro Saltini, Italian Enjoying Grandpa’s Annual R-Rated Nativity Puppet Show, 1863 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #957 El Greco, Spanish The Baby Jesus Casually Asking If the Myrrh Came With a Gift Receipt, 1619 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #956 Luigi Ademollo, Italian Israeli Family Telling Santa He Should Have Made a Right at Iraq, 1816 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #955 Viggo Johansen, Danish O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree. . . How Flammable Are Your Branches, 1891 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #954 Jean-Francois Millet, French The Sesame Street Strangler Hiding Snuffalupagus’ Body, 1852 Oil on canvas