Joseph Aved, French-Dutch
The Marquis of Mirabeau, Wanting to Know Who Left Their Crap on his Desk, 1744
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #961
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #960
Édouard Manet, French
Mary Poppins After the Lobotomy, 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #959
Édouard Manet, French
Why You Probably Shouldn’t Expect Any More Narnia Movies For Awhile, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #958
Pietro Saltini, Italian
Enjoying Grandpa’s Annual R-Rated Nativity Puppet Show, 1863
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #957
El Greco, Spanish
The Baby Jesus Casually Asking If the Myrrh Came With a Gift Receipt, 1619
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #956
Luigi Ademollo, Italian
Israeli Family Telling Santa He Should Have Made a Right at Iraq, 1816
Fresco
MASTERPIECE #955
Viggo Johansen, Danish
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree. . . How Flammable Are Your Branches, 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #954
Jean-Francois Millet, French
The Sesame Street Strangler Hiding Snuffalupagus’ Body, 1852
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #953
Theodore Roussel, French
Ashley the “Free Spirit,” About to Get Kicked Out of Barnes & Noble Again, 1887
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #952
Otto van Veen, Southern Netherlandish
The Artist’s Family, Getting a Little Tired of Posing for the Christmas Card, 1584
Oil on canvas