MASTERPIECE #972 Junius Brutus Stearns, American George Washington, Still in Bad Shape After His Royal Caribbean Cruise, 1853 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #971 Paul Delaroche, French Dying Shakespeare Wishing He’d Remembered To Cancel His Super Bowl Party, 1830 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #970 Jan Vermeer, Dutch Woman Being Subpoenaed By Chris Christie “Bridgegate” Investigators, 1663 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #967 Albert Anker, Swiss Fortune Teller Saying She Sees the Seahawks by a Field Goal, 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #965 Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French The Muse of Poetry, Not Looking Forward to Re-Caulking Her Tub, 1845 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #963 Alexandre-Marie Colin, FrenchOthello, Thinking Maybe He Can Make It Look Like an Overdose, 1829 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #962 Corneille Seghers, Belgian The Duchess of Kent, Still Pissed at the Duke for that “Thunder Thighs” Comment, 1857 Oil on canvas