MASTERPIECE #1091 Eduard von Gebhardt, Estonian Jesus Following Up Lazarus Trick By Guessing a Woman’s Birthday, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1089 Seymour Joseph Guy, AmericanThinking About Ordering the Mongolian Beef From P.F. Chang’s, 1854 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1088 Seymour Joseph Guy, American Our Psycho Ex-Babysitter Who Read the Kids “Cujo,” 1876 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1087 Jacopo Robusti Tintoretto, Italian “No Seriously, It’s Not Like the Last One. This One’s From Whole Foods,” 1550 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1085 Jean Jacques Hauer, French Family Portrait Ruined By Wormy Dog Rubbing Butt Across Floor, 1790 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1084 Eugene de Blaas, Italian Woman Seriously Considering Jumping to Her Death to Escape From Pompous Douchebag, 1875 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1083 Thomas Gainsborough, English Admiral George Rodney, Asking if Someone Wouldn’t Mind Snagging Him a Protein Bar From His Bag, 1782 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1082 Thomas Eakins, American David Schwimmer Playing Dolley Madison, Against His Agent’s Advice, 1902 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1081 Thomas Gainsborough, English The 2nd Lord Vernon, Wondering if Maybe He Should Take the Beggin’ Strips Out of His Pocket, 1767 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1080 Eugene de Blaas, Italian Why Ryan Gosling Can’t Sunbathe Nude in his Backyard Anymore, 1873 Oil on canvas