Alfred Wierusz-Kowalski, Polish
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture (Page 105),” 1885
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1531
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #1529
Félix-Henri Giacomotti, French
“My Word, Ladies! I Heard That From Down the Hall! Which of You Just Ripped One?,” 1886
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1528
Lazzaro Pisani, Maltese
Cain, Wondering if He Should Take Abel’s Wallet to Make it Look Like a Robbery, 1885
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1527
Hans von Marées, German
“Come On, Talk to Him, Stacy. He’s Cute. Though I Have to Admit, Not the Best Dresser,” 1885
Pastel on paper laminated on textile image support
MASTERPIECE #1526
Johannes Gehrts, German
Barbarian Dad Teaching His Son to Drive, 1885
Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1531
Alfred Wierusz-Kowalski, Polish
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture (Page 105),” 1885
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1524
Robert Harris, Canadian
“I’m Sorry, Dennis. Would You Mind Repeating That Comment About My ‘Sweet Rack’? I Want to Make Sure I Have it Right for my Sexual Harassment Suit,” 1885
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1523
Emile Claus, Belgian
That Bizarre Tinder Date I Was Telling You About (But Hey, At Least He Brought Flowers), 1885
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1522
Eduard Pfyffer, Swiss
Restaurant Patron Wondering How Long it Takes to Make a Friggin’ Kale Smoothie, 1885
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1521
Frank Dicksee, British
“Damn, This is Going Too Fast. Usually the Men I See Don’t Kill a Guy For Me Until the Third Date,” 1885
Oil on canvas