Steve Melcher – Page 211 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1778

Georg Wachter, German

“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 127), 1845

Oil on metal

George Catlin, American

Native American Riding Bearback, 1844

Henry Byam Martin, British

Hawaii’s Hottest New Reality Show: “Keeping Up With the Kamakawiwo’oles,” 1847

Oil on canvas

Nils Blommér, Swedish

Darryl, Wondering If He’d Have Better Luck With the Chicks If He Switched To the Drums, 1846

Oil on canvas

Thomas Webster, British

“Sorry To Interrupt, Sir, But I’m Afraid We Don’t Own the Rights to “Despacito,” 1847

Oil on panel

Eduard Hildebrandt, German

Happy (Forced Child) Labor Day!, 1846

Oil on canvas

Henry Pierce Bone, British (After George Hayter, British)

Queen Victoria, Back When She Still Used To Pole Vault, 1843

Enamel on copper

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Study of a Nude Wondering What Zappos’ Return Policy Is, 1843

Oil on canvas

Julius Exner, Danish

“You’re Going To Kill Me, Jeff, But Now I’m Thinking That Statue Looked Better Where You Had It Upstairs,” 1843

Oil on canvas

Francesco Hayez, Italian

As He Struggled To Reach For His Wallet, Phil Was Forced To Admit He’d Put His Toga On Wrong, 1844

Oil on canvas