Jean-Léon Gérôme, French
Exhibitor Displaying Her Merch at This Year’s Idolatry-Con, 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1935
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #1934
Henry Tanworth Wells, English
The Judge Was Thrilled With the Way His Hair Looked in His Official Portrait. Yes, That Panini Press Had Been Worth Every Penny, 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1933
Artúr Lajos Halmi, Hungarian
“Hey Mom, I’m About To Sing. So Do You Think You Could Do Me a Favor and NOT Hit on the Painter For the Next Five Minutes?,” 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1931
Federico de Madrazo y Kuntz, Spanish-Italian
“Well, Don’t Just Stand There, You Idiots. You Heard the Man. Get Him an Oil Can,” 1835
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1930
Wincenty Wodzinowski, Polish
He Asked Yet a Third Time, But the Amazing Scythio Still Couldn’t Get a Volunteer For His “Sawing a Peasant In Half” Trick, 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1929
Albert Edelfelt, Finnish
“Yeah, He Kept Complaining About the Way I Folded His Undershirts, So I Slipped a Tide Pod in His Coffee. Problem Solved,” 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1928
Aimé Perret, French
“Oh, Don’t Listen To Those Silly Kids at Pre-School, Honey. That’s ABSOLUTELY a Real Cabbage Patch Doll,” 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1926
Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss
“Sir, I Want You To Take a Good Look at These Suspects, and Tell Me If You See the Man Who Stole Your Razor. Take Your Time,” 1892
Oil tempera on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1924
Per Ewert, Swedish
“Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks? That’s My Ex Walking This Way. When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me. Deal?,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1923
Josef Kinzel, Austrian
He Knew It Was Silly, But Diedrich Still Got Nervous Whenever He Brought a New Tuba Home To Meet His Parents, 1892
Oil on panel