William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish
Housewife Receiving Delivery From GourdsToGo.com, 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1975
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #1974
Walter Dendy Sadler, English
“Get This: He Says To Me, ‘Confession is Private, Right? You’re Not Going to Tell Anybody Any of This?’ And I’m Like, ‘Uh, Sure. Right.’ So Now I Just Have To Hope He Doesn’t Start Following Me on Facebook,” 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1973
Walter Dendy Sadler, English
“For He’s Got Male-Pattern Baldness…,” Before 1897
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1972
Philipp Sporrer, German
Man Getting Mugshot Taken For His HDCDUI (Horse-Drawn Carriage Driving Under the Influence), 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1971
René-Paul Schutzenberger, French
As She Watched the Extinction-Level Asteroid Hurtle Toward Earth, Daphne Quietly Cursed Herself For Wearing White, 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1970
Henri Adolphe Laissement, French
“Hear That? I Think Somebody Just Found the Fake Dog Poop in His Pope Hat,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1969
Adolf Heinrich-Hansen, Danish
Scene From Jane Austen’s Failed “Pride & Prejudice” Sequel, “Bodices & Billiards,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1968
Hermann Grimm, German
(Mom, From Other Room): “Kids! I Don’t Want You Just Sitting in Front of That Painting All Day. Now Go Outside and Play!,” 1894
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1967
Natale Attanasio, Italian
“Oh My God. Are You Serious? I Didn’t Even Know You COULD Get Pregnant Just From Waltzing,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1966
Émile Friant, French
“Yes, We Could Keep Sailing Around Endlessly in This Boat. Orrrr…You Could Go Back To Acting, Mr. Day-Lewis. Just a Thought,” 1895
Oil on panel