Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“Hey Beautiful, I Think You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Fan, Because You Are Lookin’ Hot To-NIGHT!,” 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2099
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #2098
William Holyoake, English
Suzanne’s Heart Skipped a Beat When Ronald Caught Her Eye, But Unfortunately, the Stupid Monocle Was a Dealbreaker, ca. 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2097
John William Waterhouse, English
Nero Taking a Break From Fiddling To Watch CNN’s Coverage of the Big Fire, 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2096
John Atkinson Grimshaw, English
Cover of the New Best-Selling Book, “Better Gardening Through Mind Control!,” 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2095
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“You Think If I Shoved Him Over the Wall Right Now He’d Actually Drown, Or Just Take the Hint?,” 1910
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2094
William Powell Frith, English
Randall’s Movie Career Was Derailed By the Fact He Couldn’t Get Through a Single Love Scene Without Looking at the Camera, 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2093
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
Elizabeth Needed 500 Hours of Practice To Get Her Massage Therapist’s License, So She Couldn’t Afford To Be Picky When It Came To Volunteers, ca. 1910
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2092
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“Yes, I Know He’s Totally Hot. But I Have a Rule Against Dating Guys I Meet in Paintings,” 1885
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2091
Frederic George Stephens, English
“But Prithee, WHY Won’t You Marry Me, My Dearest? Is It Because I’m But a Lowly Woodcutter, Or Did I Lose You With the Unitard?,” 1850
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2089
James Abbott McNeill Whistler, British-American
Whistler’s Mother’s No-Good New Boyfriend Mitch, Who Just Stole Her Chair When She Went To the Bathroom, 1872-73
Oil on canvas