Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French Michelle Couldn’t Help But Wonder Whether She’d Get Better Results If She Painted With a Brush Instead of Her Mandolin, ca. 1865-73
“Dearest Eric: Due To That Incident With the Cat, You Are Hereby Notified That You’ve Been Traded To the Millers For One Winter’s Worth of Firewood and a Plow Mule. You’ll Find Your Bags Packed Upstairs,” 1852