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MASTERPIECE #2209

Julien Dupré, French

The Actual “Hay Lady” Jerry Lewis Was Referring To, ca. 1886

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Hauschild, German

“Hold Up. On Second Thought, Can You Just Make Me a Glock?,” 1880

Fresco

Helen Allingham, English

“Children, Mother Needs Some Me Time. Can You Just Play Quietly Here For the Next 10 Years Or So?,” 1880

Watercolor and gouache

Jan Verhas, Belgian

“In an Old House in Paris That Was Covered With Vines, Lived 112 Little Girls in 22 Straight Lines,” 1880

Oil on canvas

Ludwig Knaus, German

“Um, You Guys? I Think We’re Going To Need a New Sword Swallower,” 1880

Oil on canvas

Edward Burne-Jones, British

“Just Stay Perfectly Still, Honey, and I Think We’ll Be Okay. Whatever You Do, Do NOT Make Direct Eye Contact,” ca. 1887

Oil on canvas

Théobald Chartran, French

Legendary Blues Guitarist 34B.B. King, 1879

Oil on canvas

Emanuel Leutze, German-American

“You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me. I Can’t Have Been Selected For Jury Duty Again ALREADY,” 1864

Oil on canvas

Sigmund Eggert, German

“You’d Best Take Your Hands Off Me, Herr Müeller, Or I’ll Stick That Beer Glass Where the Sonnen Don’t Schein,” 1878

Oil on wood

Jan Verhas, Belgian

Pablo Picasso’s (Extremely) Early Period, 1877

Oil on canvas