William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French
Prophylactia, the Patron Saint of Broken Condoms, 1883
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2215
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #2214
Henri Bource, Belgian
“Hey, I Know What’ll Cheer You Up. Why Don’t You Come With Me To Pole Dancing Class This Week?,” 1883
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2213
David Oyens, Dutch
That Look When You Take a Bite and Suddenly Detect a Fingernail, 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2212
Jacob Nöbbe, German
“Dear Ms. Poppins, We’re Sorry To Hear You’re Having Trouble With Your New 650XT. Have You Tried Turning It Off and Back On? Sincerely, A-1 Flying Umbrellas, Inc.,” 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2211
Axel Kulle, Swedish
“Dude, It’s Not That Hard a Question. One Lump or Two?,” 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2209
Julien Dupré, French
The Actual “Hay Lady” Jerry Lewis Was Referring To, ca. 1886
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2208
Wilhelm Hauschild, German
“Hold Up. On Second Thought, Can You Just Make Me a Glock?,” 1880
Fresco
MASTERPIECE #2207
Helen Allingham, English
“Children, Mother Needs Some Me Time. Can You Just Play Quietly Here For the Next 10 Years Or So?,” 1880
Watercolor and gouache
MASTERPIECE #2206
Jan Verhas, Belgian
“In an Old House in Paris That Was Covered With Vines, Lived 112 Little Girls in 22 Straight Lines,” 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2205
Ludwig Knaus, German
“Um, You Guys? I Think We’re Going To Need a New Sword Swallower,” 1880
Oil on canvas