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MASTERPIECE #2254

Josef Wopfner, Austrian

“You’re Right, Sir. $1.2 Million Seems Like a High Asking Price Given the Condition, But Look — There’s a Pool,” 1901

Oil on cardboard

MASTERPIECE #2251

Hans Thoma, German

Normally I Wouldn’t Be In Favor of Burning the Flag, But In This Case It’s a Possible Public Health Issue, 1892

Oil and chalk on paper

MASTERPIECE #2249

Artist Unknown, German

Scene Inside a Salmon Mill, 1891

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2248

De Scott Evans, American

“It’s Called a ‘Clock,’ Honey. It’s What People Use To Tell Time When Their Phone Battery’s Dead, Their Cable Box Is Off, and They Can’t See the Microwave,” 1881

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2247

Paul Peel, Canadian

Mother Assuring Daughter She Can Be Anything She Wants in Life. As Long As What She Wants Is To Be Somebody’s Wife or a Nurse, 1890

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2245

Jan Steen, Dutch

Worst. Broadway Musical. Ever., 1660

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2244

Robert Fowler, Scottish

Salome Doing the Nae Nae, 1885

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2243

Max Gaisser, German

“…and Finally, Gentlemen, I Have THIS Extraordinary Piece, Acquired From an ER Nurse, Whose Patient Had Kept It in a Most Unusual Location,” 1889

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #2241

Fredrik Ahlstedt, Finnish

Girl Trying To Contain Her Joy at Discovering That Her Boyfriend Plays the Accordion, 1889

Oil on canvas