MASTERPIECE #2664 Giuseppe Vermiglio, Italian“Wait. You’re Just Supposed To PINCH Someone For Not Wearing Green?,” 1621 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2663 Carl Johann Spielter, German While Morty Distracted Their Mark With the Classic Tablecloth Salesman Scam, Jessica Quietly Made Off With Every Vase in the House, 1911 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2662 Leo Rauth, German When Glenn Wasn’t Invited To Go Riding With the Others, He Realized the A**less Chaps Were Probably Too Much Too Soon, 1911 Illustration
MASTERPIECE #2661 Carl Johann Spielter, German “Free Donuts in the Post-Impressionist Wing!,” 1898 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2660 Paul Spangenberg, German “Excuse Me, This Is My First Debutante Ball. Do You Think They’d Be Down With Some Hot AF Freak Dancing?,” 1907 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2659 Josep de Togores, Spanish From the People Who Brought You the Clapper Comes…the Snapperâ„¢! The World’s First Sound-Activated Zipper!, 1910-11 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2658 Albert Henry Collings, British Back When Penthouse Pets Used To Pose With Their Pets, 1907 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2657 Petrus Theodorus van Wijngaerdt, Dutch “From the Number of F Bombs, I’m Guessing Her Majesty Either Stubbed Her Toe Really Hard, Or Is Watching the Oprah Interview,” Date Unknown Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2656 Thomas Prytherch, British “Thanks. Oh, and When You’re Done With Me, Maybe You Can Free Britney?,” 1900 Illustration
MASTERPIECE #2655 Lovis Corinth, German This Season’s Winner of Fox’s “The Masked Prostitute,” 1908 Oil on canvas