MASTERPIECE #2719 Gustave Moreau, French “Hi, Have You Considered Cat Adoption? Don’t Worry — I’m Hypoallergenic. Though As You Probably Just Noticed, Not De-Clawed,” 1864 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2717 Edgar Degas, French “See? You Just Pinch This Nerve Back Here and They Black Out Immediately. Something To Remember If You Ever Wrestle Professionally,” 1881 Pastel on five pieces of wove paper, backed with paper, and laid down on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2010) Leon-Jean-Bazille Perrault, French Phoebe From “Friends,” Age 3 (With Smelly Cat), 1867 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2716 Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish “Honey, When I Said To Bring Home Some Boar’s Head, I Meant a Half-Pound of Their Maple Honey Turkey,” ca. 1616 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2715 Artist Unknown, Italian Portrait of a Man in a Fur-Trimmed Coat (With Angry Note PETA Left On His Windshield), ca. 1540 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2713 François Marius Granet, French “So Here’s the Plan: We Break Out At Midnight, Head For the Docks, and Catch the First Ship Out of Port. The Guard Will Never Know What Hit Him.” *Awkward Silence “He’s Standing Right Behind Me, Isn’t He?,” 1810 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2712 Alfred Stevens, Belgian The Artist Wanted Cecily To Take Her Top Off, But She Refused To Do Nudity. And So the Awkward Stand-Off Dragged On For a Fifth Day, 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2711 Tommaso Lunetti, Italian Chuck, Originator of the “Pull My Finger” Gag, 1521 Oil on panel