Edouard Quitton, Belgian
“So Were You Ever Planning To Tell Your Mother and Me You Were Stripping? Or Were You Just Going To Wait Until We Opened This W-2?,” 1884
Oil on oak
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #1874 (1/29/18)
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #2828
Titian, Italian
In Retrospect, Alfonso Really Wished the Date For His Official Portrait Sitting Had Fallen on a School Day, 1533
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2827
Charles Napier Kennedy, British
“You Do Realize, Young Lady, There Are Easier Ways To Huff Paint,” 1898
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2826
Michiel Sweerts, Flemish
“Look at the Schedule, Chief. The Artist Has Me Down For 2 O’Clock and You For 3. So Kindly Move Your A** and Take Your Pillow With You,” ca. 1660-62
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2825
Carl Röchling, German
“Captain, These Three Soldiers Were Born With Feet Where Their Hands Should Be. So I Would Argue They Actually Belong in the Cavalry Division,” 1890
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #789 (3/6/12)
Louis Gallait, Belgian
The Gorton’s Fisherman, Breaking It to His Wife That He’s Banging Mrs. Paul, 1848
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2821
Laura Theresa Epps Alma-Tadema, British
Annoyed, Hayley Wished Jeff Had Briefed Himself on the Female Anatomy BEFORE They Got to the Honeymoon Suite, Date Unknown
Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #1143 (2/1/15)
Arthur Hughes, English
Realizing She Just Sent That Nude Selfie to the Entire F***ing Office, Before 1901
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2819
Archibald Archer, British
“Considering We ‘Borrowed’ Them From the Parthenon, Of Course We COULD Just Give Them Back. But I’d Love To See What We Can Get For Them on Craigslist First,” 1819
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2818
Joseph Dorn, German
“Great Job. Now Could You Give Me One 8×10, a Couple of 5x7s, and 10 Wallet-Size? I’ll Wait,” 1832
Oil on panel