Václav Brožík, Czech
“Yeah? Well, the Dog Tells a Very Different Story As To Who Pooped on the Carpet. So I Would Think Very Carefully About the Next Words Out of Your Mouth, Patches,” Date Unknown
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/// Zdeněk talked with the barmaid and then he
searched his pockets for coins— hadn’t many.
Should have skipped that third drink;
now he struggles to think,
and he can’t seem to find The Last Penny.
/// For tonight he had had his last sip,
yet before it passed over his lip,
a good bar patron ought
to have given some thought
to have saved enough coins for a tip.
/// All the servers he’s met here are nice,
and the drinks are sold for a fair price.
The bar’s kitten is cute,
but these facts are all moot.
When he drinks, Zdeněk never thinks twice.
/// Zdeněk drinks ‘cause he’s no longer young,
(and cannot be described as well hung).
Though he doesn’t deserve her,
he would ask out his server,
but the loud purring cat’s got his tongue.