Francesco Vinea, Italian
“I’m Going To Take That As a ‘No’ To My Suggestion of a Three-Way,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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MASTERPIECE #3522
/// It was innocent. Just a Flirtation
in a Tavern, so intoxication
played its usual part
in “affairs of the heart,”
but would Paola give in to temptation?
/// Two male cousins, (who look much the same),
also share the identical name.
As one Mario ate
from his “twin” cousin’s plate,
ardent Mario-two played his game.
/// He describes the girl as “statuesque,” (a
word he learned from his sister Francesca).
Paola’s name? Can’t recall.
With a nickname he’ll stall.
So he makes up the name “Princess Pesca.”
/// Paola’s not, with romance, a beginner.
She will flirt, but she isn’t a sinner.
As for Mario’s games,
(fighting apes), the girl blames
tainted mushrooms he ate with his dinner.
/// Hatless Mario likes how she looks,
and he’s read about threesomes in books.
Cousin Mario-one
doesn’t think that’s much fun.
He would rather learn how well she cooks.