Hans Hassenteufel, German
Despite Having Used Melissa As a Model For Years, the Artist Only Knew Her As “Lefty,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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/// Firm and perky, with no sign of sagging,
Hannah’s bosom is worthy of bragging.
She requires no support—
unless playing a sport.
(If you’re reading this verse, please… no flagging!)
/// She’s a redhead whose robe is bright green,
and she’s clearly not shy to be seen.
She displays her left breast.
(Of the two, that one’s best.)
Her smug face says “I don’t have to preen.”
/// She had surgery recently done,
but the changes have only begun.
Aesthetic enhancements
bring social advancements,
but, for now, she could pay for just one.
/// She’s aware that her Busen are splendid,
and yet people are sometimes offended,
but her smirk has disclosed
that her wardrobe exposed
just exactly what she had intended.
/// In some cultures girls cover their faces,
and their hair in a few other cases.
Bare legs cannot be shown,
or bare arms, but they’re known
to nurse infants in large public places.
/// “As a child, were you taught wrong from right?
Even though it’s a glorious sight,
(and I really don’t care
what you might choose to bare),
be aware— pointing isn’t polite!”